We’ve decided to get into the election-hacking game. It seems easy enough.

We identified six districts that we think we can flip from red to blue, and we need your help reaching voters who live there. Give us the address of a voter you know in one of the districts, and we’ll send both of you the all-new Midterm Pack for free. We’ll also throw in a pamphlet that uses logic and facts to manipulate your friend into voting for the Democrat.

If you don’t know anyone who lives in one of the districts, or if you don’t have any friends, you can still buy the all-new Midterm Pack for $5, including shipping.

If we can flip the House to blue, we will release the pee tape, which we have.

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The Races

We found six districts that are — like a man engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation — on the verge of turning from red to blue. Also, all six Republican incumbents suck major ass.
California 25th
State State name
State sihouette
Dist. District name
Katie Hill headshot Steve Knight headshot
NONPROFIT DIRECTOR
versus
TRUMP-LOVING GUN NUT
Katie Hill headshot
KatieHill
  • Leader of nonprofit that provides the homeless with housing
  • Refuses to take campaign donations from corporations or Super PACs
  • Supports Medicare for All
  • Will strengthen gun control laws
  • Would be the second openly bisexual member of Congress if elected
State sihouette
Steve Knight headshot
SteveKnight
  • Funded by the gun lobby, pushes the NRA’s agenda
  • “Strongly disagrees” with strengthening gun control laws
  • Opposes reproductive freedoms for women
  • Voted to steal healthcare from 45,600 of his constituents
  • Votes with Donald Trump 99% of the time
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Iowa 1st
State State name
State sihouette
Dist. District name
Abby Finkenauer headshot Rod Blum headshot
TRAILBLAZER
versus
GUY WHO HATES POOR PEOPLE
Abby Finkenauer headshot
AbbyFinkenauer
  • Father was a union welder, mother worked for community schools
  • Thinks women and men should pay the same amount for health insurance
  • Supports universal healthcare and federal funding of Planned Parenthood
  • Wants to cut carbon pollution and create clean energy jobs
  • If she wins, she would be the first woman in Iowa elected to the House
State sihouette
Rod Blum headshot
RodBlum
  • Voted to investigate Planned Parenthood over the discredited claim that they sold fetal tissue
  • Voted to steal healthcare from 34,900 of his constituents
  • When people got mad, he walked out of interviews and dodged public forums
  • Wants to cut food assistance to the poor
  • Opposes increasing the federal minimum wage
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Illinois 6th
State State name
State sihouette
Dist. District name
Sean Casten headshot Pete Roskam headshot
ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENTIST
versus
CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER
Sean Casten headshot
SeanCasten
  • Environmental scientist and climate change activist
  • Believes in affordable and accessible birth control
  • Fights for laws that prevent domestic abusers from legally purchasing guns
  • Supports universal health care
  • Will protect the Adoption Tax Credit, allowing same-sex couples to adopt children
State sihouette
Pete Roskam headshot
PeteRoskam
  • Supports Citizens United
  • Takes millions of dollars of donations from special interests
  • Climate change denier who called global warming “junk science”
  • Voted to steal healthcare from 30,600 of his constituents
  • Sponsored legislation to ban abortion, even in the case of rape and incest
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Illinois 14th
State State name
State sihouette
Dist. District name
Lauren Underwood headshot Randy Hultgren headshot
NURSE AND TEACHER
versus
ABSTINENCE-ONLY HOMESCHOOLER
Lauren Underwood headshot
LaurenUnderwood
  • Appointed by President Obama as a Senior Advisor at the U.S. Department of - Health, helped implement the Affordable Care Act
  • Registered nurse, educator at Georgetown University
  • Endorsed by EMILY’s List
  • Stands for gun control, reproductive freedom, and making college cheaper
  • Believes every child deserves a quality public education
State sihouette
Randy Hultgren headshot
RandyHultgren
  • Thinks homeschooling is the best education option because you can “control” learning
  • Believes employers should be able to deny insurance coverage for contraception
  • Voted to make it even easier to carry guns across state lines
  • Voted to repeal the Affordable Care Act
  • Opposes LGBTQIA+ rights
  • Votes with Trump 97% of the time
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Kansas 4th
State State name
State sihouette
Dist. District name
James Thompson headshot Ron Estes headshot
CIVIL RIGHTS ATTORNEY
versus
TRUMP WALL SUPPORTER
James Thompson headshot
JamesThompson
  • Civil Rights Attorney, Army Veteran
  • Believes we should spend more on schools and less on prisons
  • Homeless as a teenager, now fights for liveable wages
  • Supports Medicare for All
  • Believes in the legalization, taxation, and regulation of marijuana
  • Fights for equal pay and affordable, accessible healthcare for women
State sihouette
Ron Estes headshot
RonEstes
  • Defines himself as “proudly pro-life”
  • Repeated the discredited claim that Planned Parenthood has sold fetal tissue
  • Supports ICE and a border wall
  • Voted to keep health insurance premiums high
  • Wants to increase military spending
  • Supported Trump’s tax cuts for the rich
  • Said that Trump’s trade war “seems to be working”
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Texas 26th
State State name
State sihouette
Dist. District name
Linsey Fagan headshot Michael Burgess headshot
PRO-CHOICE MOTHER
versus
GYNO, THINKS FETUSES JACK OFF
Linsey Fagan headshot
LinseyFagan
  • Entrepreneur, single mother
  • Advocates for paid parental leave
  • Supports increasing the minimum wage and protecting unions
  • Supports Medicare for All
  • Wants to abolish for-profit prisons
  • Believes marijuana should be decriminalized, regulated, and taxed
State sihouette
Michael Burgess headshot
MichaelBurgess
  • Tea Partier, gynecologist
  • Supported Trump’s travel ban on Muslim-majority countries
  • “Skeptical” of climate change
  • Advocated impeaching Barack Obama
  • Funded by telecom giants
  • Said abortion is evil because male fetuses masturbate in the womb
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Buy the Pack

Cards Against Humanity Midterm Pack

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If you don’t know anyone in these districts, or if you don’t have any friends, you can still buy the all-new Midterm Pack with 18 cards about the surreal fever dream that is American politics in 2018. All profits will be donated to Run for Something.
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Frequently Asked Questions

  • How does this work? I’m confused.
    Here it is again: We’ll send a free Midterm Pack (plus some voter information and a note from you) to anyone who is registered to vote in one of the six important swing districts we selected. Just give us their address and you’ll get a free Midterm Pack too.
  • What is the Midterm Pack? I’m stupid.
    The Midterm Pack contains 18 all-new cards about the surreal fever dream that is American politics in 2018.
  • But I don’t know anyone in any of these districts, and I want the Midterm Pack.
    You can buy the pack for yourself for $5 and we’ll donate all profits to Run For Something, an organization that recruits and trains progressive candidates across the country.
  • Why did you pick these six districts?
    We tried to pick competitive races with exciting Democratic candidates who would benefit from fundraising and organizing. We looked for candidates that supported universal healthcare and would serve as a check on Trump’s power.
  • I live in a swing district. Why didn’t you pick my district?!
    Please don’t get mad at us. We’re a comedy card game. We’re trying.
  • Wait, you’re offering a potentially unlimited number of free packs? Isn’t that stupid?
    We’re only giving away a limited number of packs in each district. But nevertheless, yes, this is stupid.
  • You’re really stretching the definition of “hacking,” aren’t you?
    Through continued misuse, the word “hacking” has lost all meaning. Also, it’s catchier than “Cards Against Humanity runs a targeted get-out-the-vote campaign to reach young liberal fans in swing districts.”
  • Is Cards Against Humanity pro- or anti-hacking?
    As Americans, we think it’s cool when we interfere in elections. But it’s wrong and bad when other countries do it to us.
  • I have something I want to say about Donald Trump!
    Go away.
  • Why don’t you stick to making games and keep out of politics?
    Why don’t you stick to sliding marbles up your urethra?